Catstard

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard

Walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me

Josh:damn he is such a catstard

by walterwagner August 22, 2008

Cuntstanton

A popular english resort in norfolk frequented by cunts from norwich.

Look at them Cunts from Norwich they can fuck off to Cuntstanton

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

cunttard

Synonymous with fucktard.
Contraction of cunt + retard.

You fell down *again*? Cunttard.

by   January 7, 2004

cuntstain

The lovely smelling crust on the crotch of women's panties.

Larlene's thong had a thick, wet cuntstain from getting groped by her daddy.

by The Meatman August 20, 2004

Cuntard

When the word 'fucktard' doesn't quite express the way you feel about someone's level of retardation!

That cuntard has fucked himself in the arse again.
Could he be anymore countarded?
That cuntarded prick is doing my head in!

by welterw8 June 21, 2016

Country Hipster / Cuntsters

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.

by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012

cuntstable

A round about way to call someone a cunt with out being overtly offensive.

That fucking cuntstable slapped me for biting her on the ass.

by themayorofdewey January 16, 2009