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cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.
God, I can't wait to get out of work and go eat some cuntpie.

Wow your cuntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

Your cuntpie smells like an ass of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

Hey man your a cuntpie, seeya later.
by kcjayreindeer August 18, 2009
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Cuntservative

1.) (Noun.)

An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.

2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.
Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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cuntie

Offensive term used from one girl to another in a near fight situation, without making the speaker appear too trashy.
Come on cuntie, I'll fuckin' have ya!
by vunt July 16, 2003
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cuntsistent

Consistently a cunt.
She's always a bitch. At least she's cuntsistent.
by Count Cuntchilla April 10, 2017
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cuntsherface

A female that no one likes, and a spin off of whatshisnuts. But rolls off the tongue much more easily that just cu^+.
“Where’d that bitch go?”
“Who?”
You know, ol’ cuntsherface”
by OlCuntsHerFace April 10, 2019
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cuntservatives

The G.O.P legislature that is opposed to cannabis legalization.
In Pennsylvania, efforts to legalize recreational marijuana are hampered by the cuntservatives in the House and Senate.
by LooooLOOO February 15, 2021
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Cuntiér

Being meaner than the other girls, the grandest bitch
You dont want a cuntiér bitch than you
by Runwilder December 20, 2010
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