Cuntlene

When your names Charlene and your a cunt, your parents should have named you ‘Cuntlene’

‘Did you hear what Cuntlene did the other day’ ‘Ugh she’s such a cunt’

by Gary with a V November 29, 2017

cuntflex

West London slang for a telephone.

Hey! Can I use your cuntflex, I need to call my nan.
No, I aint got no credit, you cuntflexus Maximus!

by Dave979 July 5, 2006

Little Lord Cuntleroy

A pompous spoiled cunt, usually male, who takes his wealth and privilege for granted.

A posh cunt.

Guy 1: I'm spending the summer on the Riviera at Crispin's place, what are you losers doing?

Guy 2: You fucking Little Lord Cuntleroy

by omsk-static February 24, 2010

cuntcentrate

V. - used primarily by males; the act of focusing one's thoughts on the sole purpose of achieving fornication with an uruly, loose, yet bitter woman; an amalgamation of the noun, cunt, and the verb concentrate

Lou: I been trying to fuck this bitch, Janine, all week. Ryan: Yeah? Well you can do this man, you just gotta cuntcentrate!

by lousixx June 24, 2011

cuntleberry

like a dingleberry, but from the cunt

man, i wouldnt fuck that girl with your dick, u shoulda seen the cuntleberries... or, that bitch is a cuntleberry

by George Chiles December 30, 2007

cuntle

the female version of the grundle. The skin located in between the cunt and the asshole.

I was eating out a girl when i felt her hairy cuntle tickling my chin.

Dude her cuntle was as smooth as a baby's bottom.

by Cunty Mcgillersworth April 22, 2010

cuncle

An older male first cousin, once removed.

Your cousin Colin has a baby named Mackie. You are mackie's cuncle (or caunt if you are a woman.)

by Kiztas September 26, 2010