cunt bagel 

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

cunt bagel by Christiano January 10, 2007

Cunt Bagel 

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.

Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.

Cunt Bagel by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

cunt bagger 

it means bitch;

also a female grocery store bagger

U cunt bagging cunt bagger son of a bitch

cunt bagger by Sir. Puckering Penis August 1, 2009

cunt bags 

A women's most glorious breasts.
Or, when calling a man a "cunt bags", he is reduced to a person that is useless, expect for spitting out milk or an asshole.

"Man, she has nice cunt bags."
"Dude, stop being a cunt bags!"

cunt bags by Marfan August 15, 2006

baby cunt bagel 

a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high

I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel

baby cunt bagel by toastson November 19, 2007

Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.

Yi fuckin cuntbagger.

Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".

Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators

cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007