conjunctivitis

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"

by Ash Money January 4, 2007

conjunctafabulous

A term replying to an ailment when the eyes swell up and glitter leaks out. Generally happens to flamboyant gays.

My conjunctafabulous is so bad glitter has been gushing out for days.

by Ben Forman August 21, 2006

cumjunkie

1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut

Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.

by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004

CUMjunctivitis

When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.

wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!

by KATYLIZ April 13, 2007

Cumjunktivitis

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.

She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018

Cumjunctivitis

When a sexual partner is at the receiving end of a load of cum in his/her eye causing irritation of the eyeball.

Dude I was getting a blowjob off my mrs last night and exploded all over her face, her eye was dripping it’s now red raw she’s definitely got cumjunctivitis

by Copper balls February 19, 2019

Cumjunctivitis

When a man cums in someone’s eyes and waits for it to dry so they cannot open them again

I came on this girls face and when she woke up she had cumjunctivitis

by Salami_Towers April 15, 2019