no-shit media coverage

coverage of news by the local meadia of events that everybody knows happens everyday.

anchorman:....its 7am and I270, I495 and I66 are jammed up with traffic....

viewer: this no-shit media coverage is getting old. Everybody knows those freeways are jammed every morning

by SoCalMD October 26, 2010

comvergence

Dodge Mother F*** Bastards

Microsoft are like comvergence

by George Rece December 22, 2007

Coverage

In movie termi shooting more than is needed for a scene idea being that it's easier to have more than enough material to edit from as opposed to less

Coverage from all angles is what we got tonight for the exterior bar scene

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

Cumergency

An emergency caused by not ejaculating for long periods of time.

Dave: Yo, check out that booty *points to big booty*
Peter: Whoa, that looks amazing.
Dave: Yea, she def doesn't skip leg days
Peter: I think I have a cumergency, gonna go to the bathroom to take care of right now...
Dave: Seriously bro? At the club...?

by Sneaky_Snake44 March 14, 2023

head coverage

An alternate word for wig.

Shit, I forgot my head coverage for the dance party!

by satopi July 3, 2006

Cloud Coverage

A layer of toilet paper placed upon the water in order to prevent splash back when dropping a massive dump

In order to prevent water from dousing my anus I began to place toilet paper in the bowl to create cloud coverage

by Barry Allen2814 June 2, 2015

cellular coverage

When your cell phone has service.

Oh look, I can text because I have cellular coverage!

by Longwell March 28, 2016