cumpooper

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.

After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.

by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008

Compootah

How a retard spells computer.

Guy - Hey Wassup?
Retard - D00no I onz a compootah lollollol!!!111

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Cumplosion

the point of when jackulation is under no control, leading to the jaculator's seamen to be spread throught the entire premisis of his computer room

Dude, last night i had a cumplosion and killed me dog!

by 3241rlkcnt May 15, 2008

cumpoodur

The better term for "computer"

Hey dude lets watch porn on my cumpoodur together

by poperoni304 September 15, 2023

Cumpost Bin

An incredibly slutty girl, so much so that she has earn the title of being a cumpost bin

That girl Stacey keeps sleeping around, she is obviously a cumpost bin.

by Jammaz1 May 3, 2011

Cumtoon

Cumtoon

A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out

My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon

by CJIZZZLE NUMBA1STUNNA!!! August 26, 2013

compoop

Computing while pooping.

"Compooping is so much better now that I got my new MacBook"

by Jay Dyke January 4, 2009