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speed cameras

A way of making the government yet more money, cynically disguised as a way of stopping accidents. As with most of this government's ways of conning the public, anyone with an IQ of over 15 can work out it's just a con. Often speeding signs are not clearly visible (my mother was caught out like this), and in Luton a couple of years ago there were ten (!) police officers standing on a roadside stopping cars at random in the hope that one of the drivers might not have insurance or an up-to-date tax disc. Given the crime rate in Luton, is anyone out there seriously going to tell me they had nothing better to do? But back to the point. I'm not in favour of speeding (I saw a lunatic using a housing estate as a race track), but 5% of accidents are due to speeding. Speed cameras can't stop people driving like they're on the dodgems. And now people are having to keep a constant eye on their speed-o-meters, thus are distracted from the road ahead. Nice one, New Labour.
In court this morning a man was fined £200 and 18 months loss of license after being caught speeding by one of the speed cameras. In the next court-room a man was let off with a warning for GBH.
by Stormsworder October 17, 2006
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jimming the camera

A term that's derived from the U.S. version of the British TV comedy "The Office" in which a recurring character named "Jim Halpert" constantly looks into the camera with various expressions.
Hey man, stop Jimming the camera!

Hey how come you're always Jimming the Camera?
by Kevin_Vs._The_World August 28, 2017
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Lights Camera Action

A rap group based straight outta Detroit. Lights Camera Action is owned by LCA Trilly.
Damn them Lights Camera Actions mfs aint playin about they music
by LCA (Lights Camera Action) March 31, 2021
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Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
by Urban humor May 25, 2016
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Cumercial

When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.
Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.
by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009
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camera hog

A person or animal that likes to be in the center of pictures always wanting to be in pics
My. Dog is. Always. Wanting to be in the front of the camera he is such a camera hog
by jccar December 1, 2015
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culerada

A. Mexican slang for a bitch move.

Derives from culero.

B. Also used to describe something stupid, has a similar meaning to mamada
A. Que son estas culeradas?!
B. Puras culeradas contigo guey, vales verga!
by BigBrick December 31, 2016
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