Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.

"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

by THE Double Chin July 24, 2009

cumberbitches

People who are fans of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch

we are his fans!!, the cumberbitches!!

by ratmojo September 22, 2013

Benedict cumberbatch

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.

I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.

by scoresman July 4, 2016

Cumberbutchering

1. a phenomenon of people on the Internet butchering the name of actor Benedict Cumberbatch to such a degree, where it practically has no similarities to the original version, yet still is recognized by everyone.

- Buckingham Charizard
- Stop cumberbutchering, Andrew, you’re going to drive me insane!

by reesespuffssweater July 7, 2022

cumberbund

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.

shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

cumberbatch

to empathize with turtles.

"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."

by ofstrawberries December 4, 2012

cumberbun

When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.

The bitch was too damn drunk to fuck, so I gave her sleepin ass a cumberbun

by EZEthan September 12, 2006