A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
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When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.
"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."
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Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
by ShantaHater May 16, 2014
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Benedict Fan When Alone: "My people and I are Cumbercookies!"
Benedict Fans In A Group Of 2+: "We are the Cumberbatch!"
Benedict Fans In A Group Of 2+: "We are the Cumberbatch!"
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His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!
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