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Cuddlefuck

Emotionally comfortable sex that leaves both parties satisfied yet unattached.
"Hey, how was your weekend?"
"Ah, i just hung out with Joe from my Physics class last night."
"So what were you two up to?"
"We just talked and stuff."
"You totally had sex, didn't you!? But hey, isn't it awkward in class now, or you two a thing?"
"Neither. We cuddlefucked."
by Frankhenklein September 11, 2009
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cuddlefucking

When you lay behind your girl for some sappy ass movie and cuddling, then you make your move
"Man my girl wanted me to cuddle and watch Twilight, but we ended up cuddlefucking !"
by Big Black 1313 July 13, 2013
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cuddlelust

Extreme want/need for cuddles.
"Oh man I'm feeling some extremely cuddlelust right now"
by Depressed_Oppossum November 19, 2017
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Human Cuddlepede

When more than five people cuddle with the same blankets across all of them. This is usually during a cast party or hangout. Most times, there is no sexual relations during this cuddle and everybody is drunk or high. It is a sacred bond between friends.
Person 1: "Was the party crazy?"

Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
by truththebitch February 28, 2016
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cuddledict

(the words cuddle+addict): a humorous term meant to tease a female who is perceived to be (whether rightly or wrongly) a shy virgin but who is addicted to cuddling and intense pda's.
a girl will, even as an adult, most likely be a cuddledict because she wants to tease you and is playing hard to get, not necessarily because she is lacking sexperience
by Sexydimma February 19, 2014
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Cuddlehump

When a friendly cuddle turns ugly.
"We were just laying there cuddling and watching a movie when he decided to cuddlehump me!"
by sondycat February 26, 2009
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Cuddlefuck

The position where a couple are spooning (whilst horny) and the 'Big Spoon' has their erect penis positioned within their partners thigh gap.
Alice- Awww i just walked in on Hannah and Daniel cuddling, they're so cute!
Eric- Are you sure they weren't having a Cuddlefuck? They do that a lot.
by AppleBoy October 28, 2012
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