cuddlefump

when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'

You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

Muddlefucked

When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.

As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED

by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk February 27, 2007

cuddlefucking

Pretty much sexual intercourse with clothes on. Occurs a lot in small public gatherings where two people show interest but are disinclined to actually take it further. So to make up for it they cuddle closely, even straddling each other slightly, thus the "fucking" part of the word.

Wow, those two are definitely cuddlefucking in that seat
Bob and Steph are cuddlefucking on that seat, you might not want to sit close to them.

by whydoesthismatter April 21, 2008

Cuddlefunker

A person who ruins a good cuddle by e.g passing gas or talk about nasties.

- Did you just fart?!
- Maybe..
- OMG you're such a cuddlefunker!

by baba kolo October 11, 2011

cuddlesuck

Cuddling with your partner and giving oral sex in a unconventional position.

My boyfriend cuddlesucked yesterday in the car.

by eseculo614 June 27, 2015

cuddle fuck

when two people are close together, kissing and holding each other, they begin to touch each other. The girl/guy jacks off the guy and in return the guy/girl fingers the girl until both cum. They both then continue to hold and kiss each other.

Cuddle Fucking is for example when John and Carmen are sitting on the couch, they are kissing each other and holing each other. John reaches into Carmen's pants and fingers her. Then Carmen reaches into John's pants and jerks him off. They both then go back to holding and kissing each other.

by aleroguy April 19, 2007