Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, along with his brethren, Pickle Rick, and Houdini the Zucchini. These three make up the holy trinity.

John 3:16 - So Larry the Cucumber so loved the world, he gave his one and only brother-in-law, Pickle Rick, to die on the holy cross, and save us from our sins.

by SpeedBump007 April 13, 2020

cucumber hat dog

1. Your soulmate.

2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.

Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.

by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021

coup cucks clan

Members of Y'allQueda, Boomerwaffen, or Meal Team Six that were unsuccessful at overturning Tangerine Jesus' failed reelection.

Did you hear about Bob? He joined the Coup Cucks Clan and had a heart attack when he tazered his balls!

by DrFactologist January 8, 2021

Salt on Cucumber

Very delicious food, some people hate it of course.
For example: Louis Tomlinson just tweeted the other day that Cucumbers are shit.

someone: Do you eat salt on cucumbers
Louis: Is this deliberately provocative? Cucumbers are shit.
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Bestie: But does Salty Cucumber know that Watermelon Sugar is in love with him?

by YEET (SKRRT) December 18, 2020

Cuckson

A man who likes to watch his mother have sexual relations with someone while he watches and touches himself

Billy is a cuckson, he wanted me to be his bully.

by Cuckson August 29, 2022

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

Cucumber

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

by Stoverman October 13, 2019