cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

A cucumber a long green healthy thing what Calum Hood used to pleasure the female fans if he feels up to it. The female fans have seen his cucumber from a leaked snapchat and it was fairly decently sized; we all thoroughly enjoyed it.

Calum fucked the fan using his large cucumber sprouting from his body

by Hemmingsbitch January 23, 2015

Cucumber

When you're in a complicated situation where you both in love with each other, and are sexually active, but are more than friends, and less than being in a relationship.

Bob and Mary are in a cucumber relationship.

by yedtds519 March 14, 2016

Cucumber

A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.

It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.

Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.

Man 1: Dude i heard Adam slept with your wife.

Man 2: Yeah, I'm so gonna bust his cucumbers.

by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016

Cucumber

The biggest fan of Benedict Cumberbatch.

Cucumber: I'm the biggest fan of Benedict Cumberbatch

by iitssveaa June 13, 2017

Cucumber

A vegetable that is used to put in salads and sandwiches

I love cucumber & tuna sandwiches

by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017