cucumber

Natures Two Way

(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)

Sam: Yeah cucumbers are natures two way!
Look that womans buying one of natures two ways!

by Infamous Adam May 18, 2006

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1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck

1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."

by Bootylicious June 23, 2004

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what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..

teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....

by the mouseinator September 2, 2006

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a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute

hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber

by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 9, 2017

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cucumbe

when a woman is more sexually aroused by autism than anything else

thus girl is dog in I think she's a cucumbe

by boyys May 5, 2018

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cucumbering

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.

Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad

by Lee-bay April 13, 2009

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