by Infamous Adam May 18, 2006
Get the cucumbermug. 1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
by Bootylicious June 23, 2004
Get the cucumbermug. what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..
teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
by the mouseinator September 2, 2006
Get the cucumbermug. by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 9, 2017
Get the cucumbermug. by boyys May 5, 2018
Get the cucumbemug. Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad
by Lee-bay April 13, 2009
Get the cucumberingmug. 
Get the Cucumberedmug.