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cube rape

The unsought entry of a colleague into your cubical or workspace, usually followed by annoying familial-centric conversation, random fondling of office paraphernalia, or re-telling of "funny" jokes or situations, that are in fact, not.
Pete was befuddled and ashamed when Jim entered the office and proceeded to cube rape him mercilessly, engaging in unwanted verbal intercourse about his kids' weekend Cub Scout trip.
by Concerned Bureaucrat February 18, 2009
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time cube

When someone on the internet spews out something that is totally batshit crazy, that spew is (a) time cube. For the full effect, the spew should involve esoteric calculations, run-on sentences with copious punctuation problems, ALL CAPS sections, and major category errors.

For the original referent, see www.timecube.com
awsmboi2323 got banned from posting because he kept spamming the threads with time cube.
by emote_control July 9, 2009
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Rubik's Cube

1) A puzzle invented by Hungarian professor Erno Rubik that swept the world by storm in the early 1980s and continues to carry a steady following.
"We turn the Rubik's Cube and it twists us."
by Kevin Curran July 20, 2003
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cube-goggles

a spin-off of beer-goggles, cube-goggles are when you work in an office space/cubicle and thus find yourself attracted to people who you would not notice under normal circumstances.

this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.
cube-worker a: "hey did you see that new guy in marketing?"
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."
by koalabearluv November 25, 2007
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Cabezilla

When you succees on doing a joke, instead of saying "Gotcha" or laughting out loud, you say "cabezilla"

Also

When you you are about to fuck with a man and he shows you his dick, but it is a little bit small.
Sebastian: Paula, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Paula: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman, Cabezilla!

Paula: Make me yours sebastian!
Sebastian: Ok! Say hello to mi little friend!
Paula: It is really little, isn't it?
Sebastian: What do you mean?
Paula: I meant you dick looks like a Cabezilla!
by PishonaZo May 5, 2010
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Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019
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Smash Bros Cube

Super Smash Brothers Melee;

The reason the Nintendo GameCube exists.

So why didn't they just call it the Smash Bros Cube?
Me: Dude, did you bring your Smash Bros Cube?

You: What?

Me: Your Smash Bros Cube.

You: Oh, you mean my GameCube? Yeah I have it, but I didnt bring smash bros sorry.

Me: You idiot.
by Socko_ECS August 23, 2011
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