Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.
"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
by jimchach February 6, 2005
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by Deathly ill August 30, 2009
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This word should be used in rebuttal to anyone using the term 'tryhard' to insult you.
This word should be used in rebuttal to anyone using the term 'tryhard' to insult you.
1. Can you believe how much those guys bitched about us camping? What a bunch of cryhards.
2. Johnny was being such a cryhard last night, he wouldn't stop whining about everyone using grenade launchers.
2. Johnny was being such a cryhard last night, he wouldn't stop whining about everyone using grenade launchers.
by sundayisover December 26, 2010
Get the cryhard mug.1. A person who excessively complains about a situation that does not merit the level of crybabyism associated with the situation.
2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.
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Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.
by harrowind November 27, 2011
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a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.
The little crybaby bitch said his coworker should be hit over the head with a shovel, but not to their face as he has no balls.
by ThroatOyster May 11, 2020
Get the Little Crybaby Bitch mug.Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.
Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."
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Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."
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Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."
by citythatbreeds July 20, 2010
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