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Dumpster Crutch

When a bum bends you over his dumpster and screws you in the butt often resulting in bruised armpits.
I went to throw out the trash and some stupid bum gave me the dumpster crutch. I'm pretty sore.
by DumpsterBum August 29, 2016
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3d crutch

When a movie isn't good enough to watch in 2d so they add 3d as an option so you'll watch the shitty movie.
The latest Saw movie is leaning on it's 3d crutch to make millions at the box office.
by Joe888888 July 24, 2011
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crutch weapon

A weapon in any video game that is on the borderline of overpowered from it being unrivaled in a certain category that makes it very easy to use.
You're not that good of a player in Team Fortress 2. You use crutch weapons almost every game.
by Bill Nye the Asian Spy January 5, 2017
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Crutch Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she cannot walk under her own power for some time.
D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
by Shay ren March 14, 2009
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crutch head

a person who automaticly hates another peson with out getting to know them.
person 1: she's so mean.

person 2: your such a crutch head you don't even know her.
she's the coolest person ever.
by Audrey and Aimee May 5, 2007
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Crutch Pegging

When a young Hungarian male pleads his crippled loved one to violently but sensually place one (or two) of her crutches within his rectum.

When about to cum the crippled female then takes one of her flappy legs and smacks it across said male parties throbbing erection.

This act is quite popular in many ancient nordic cultures. But especially in the renowned Kiraly Clan.
"OH YEAH BABY GIMME THAT DEEP CRUTCH PEGGING"
by Angry Dad May 18, 2018
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crutch odour

Cruth or crotch odour is very similar to body odour also known as b.o. but concentrated mainly on the genetalia of either male or female.
Girl: fancy a shag?
Boy: fuck off, you've got crutch odour, go and wash your cunt!
by Shell555 January 5, 2007
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