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Crutch Wiener

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Those rubbery wiener shaped pads that fit over the top of crutches to make using the crutches more comfortable.
Person 1: Man using crutches sucks

Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.
by The Void 87 October 9, 2012
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Crutch Depth

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Determining the depth of a body of water using one's crutch.
Crutch depth is only a few feet, we will be able to ford the river!
by Herschaft March 20, 2010
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Crutch Envy

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"Who had it worse" syndrome.

Crutch envy can apply to an individual who thinks they had it worse than others or a group of individuals that think they had it worse than others.
Individuals who identify with a historically oppressed, disenfranchised, and/or victimized ethnic/national/religious/generational identity and compare it to another ethnic/national/religious/generational identity, with the intent of trumping the others victimization.

An individual who feels the need to identify with a group that was victimized in history, then views the atrocities as a form of rivalry against other victimized groups.
Morally obnoxious comparisons of evil (African American slavery versus the Jewish Holocaust).
"You think you had it bad, when I was a kid I had to walk 5 miles in the snow every day", in which the other retorts "Oh yeah, well I had to walk 6 miles in the snow every day, without shoes" is individual crutch envy.

"Everyone else is a liar, everyone who claims that their campaign was "the hardest of the entire war." All those ignorant peacocks who beat their chests and brag about "mountain warfare" or "jungle warfare" or "urban warfare." Cities, oh how they love to brag about cities! "Nothing more terrifying than fighting in a city!" Oh really? Try underneath one." Emil Renard, World War Z is group crutch envy.

Al Sharpton's anti semitic rants stems from crutch envy
by dmw335577 March 15, 2011
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Crutch Wizard

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A dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! His favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! He travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!
Innocent bystander: Hey Crutch Wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!

Crutch Wizard: BLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPlupluplup POW! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!

Innocent bystander: Infected
by diverone86 January 10, 2011
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crutch crotch

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when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch
I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled

person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by goddessman3 January 20, 2010
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crutch song

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A crutch song is a song that helps you get through an event that is sad or is used for helping get your mind off of a pain of some sort.
X Gon Give It To Ya is my crutch song
by BlazingH0TD0G January 4, 2017
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crutch fu

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l337 fighting style developed by a hot chick on crutches.
the gangsta was talking smack so i whipped out my crutch fu on him.
by aslp February 28, 2008
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