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Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.
Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.
by Danegrress August 9, 2017
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sebaceous crustacean

Crabby fat asshole
Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.
by JP orecul September 15, 2017
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Mister Crustacean Like

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"im Mister Crustacean Like"
by Notcrustacean January 15, 2024
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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