butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

by John Doe January 17, 2004

butt crusties

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...

I saw them one day. They were bleeding.

by ButterCruster September 2, 2004

Dick Crusties

Odd flakes of skin like cornflakes, that happen to be near the genital area - obviously a tasty snack.

Yeah dude, pick up some dick crusties, ranch flavored.

by jiggy n crusty July 18, 2011

man crusties

When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).

I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.

by jfirmin February 16, 2009

Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 28, 2020