crustys

the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade

No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crustys on his face

by footballfiend5 February 7, 2009

crusties

kids who listen to crust, wear black clothes, wear patches, dont take showers, some of them are vegan or vegetarian and believe in animal rights, wear an indian oil pachuey(sp?). They stand up to what they believe in, and usually talk A LOT of shit.

bands: Nausea, Doom, Disrupt..

by Vanessa December 23, 2004

Crusty

Just unappealing in basically every way possible.

"Umm yeah, so she was being extremely crusty so I just blew her up with a sea urchin bomb!"

by Jesse1018 September 28, 2008

crusty

1. a self-obsessed, materialistic person
2. dry and flaky
3. a personality that revolves around physical appearance and shallowness

That girl is hot but her inside is as ugly as a toad with incurable acne and chest hair on its liver spots.. CRUSTY!!!

by Rendezvous With Jesus January 3, 2009

crusties

Vile spawn of Hippies and Punks, these creatures are so-called because their personal habits include not washing until there is a thick crust of dirt all over them. Often seen sporting crusted dreadlocks as well, and when their itching heads get too much, shaved heads. Must-have accessories for any self-respecting crusty: a dog on a string, army boots, stinking patchouli oil, constant odour of garlic.
Crusties are rabid supporters of political correctness- everyone is equal in their eyes, except of course anyone who does not believe in being a vegan, animal-liberating, tax-dodging punk rocker- everyone else is scum! Crusties tend to congregate at summer rock festivals, camping out and eating vegan slop. The rest of the year, they will travel around in delapidated buses and vans trying to find a place to camp and constantly getting kicked off the land wherever they settle like a swarm of festering dung flies.
Nearly all Crusties are rich middle class kids who think it's cool not to wash for a few years and kill their brain cells with too much acid. Then when it all gets too much, they can go home to Mummy and Daddy and clean up their act and get a job as a social worker or teacher.

"I could smell those Crusties a mile away when I was at Glastonbury festival."

by Gigi UK May 3, 2005

Crusty

Something that is used and dried up but is still beautiful on the outside.

Justina Moccia is also known as Crusty

by Tyler&Robin February 25, 2009

Crusty

A situation, person or action that is delightfully tacky, yet surprisingly refined and enjoyable.

After not shaving for even a day Ryan is as crusty as left over Taco Bell.

by stelo August 25, 2010