crud

the stuff that builds up under the toilet seat, behind the toilet, in peoples ears, and in between peoples legs.

Look at all that crud in there!

by Big Bad Bastard January 17, 2007

crud

white flaky stuff that cakes around your lips when it's cold out.

EWK! Did you just kiss Jason with all that crud on his lip?

by masterprisci January 11, 2008

crud

poo as hell

you are poo as hell or manchester united

by Rob Nash January 17, 2007

crudded

When Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber broke up , crudded.

When your completly fucked in a situation. Crudded is the verb of cr

by Heyy🌺 November 14, 2016

Holy crudalicious crud crud

The word the popular YouTuber Rusty Dusty Nail says.

Holy crudalicious crud crud this Rusty Dusty Nail vid is trash

by Shreks Husband January 28, 2021

the crud

An outbreak of Herpes Simplex II on the mouth, genitals, anus, or other body part.

Suzie didn't make Jimbo wear a condom, and now she's got the crud.

by Asherael December 22, 2007

The Crud

A name for the depression you feel after making a large monetary purchase. Often associated with anxiety and regret, even if there was initial excitement and joy leading up to and immediately following the purchase.

You just bought a new car or a flat screen TV... or you just returned from an exensive vacation. "My new TV is awesome, but I still have the crud from buying it." or "Today's my first day back at work after our trip to the South of France. Man have I got the vacation crud."

by Nilli February 18, 2009