Chuck Norris 

The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.

State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.

Chuck Norris by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011

Chuck Norris 

Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.

I kicked Chuck Norris down the stairs and he broke a hip. Then, I beat him with his cane.

Chuck Norris by Alyssa yo July 16, 2008

Chuck Norris 

Sylvester Stallone's penis. Only in the movie Rambo.

Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"

Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris by TravisWololol January 25, 2008

Chuck Norris 

1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.

2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.

Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.

And example of something old and distasteful(like the chuck norris) would be "Your Mom" jokes.

Chuck Norris by AndIhatebabies February 27, 2010

Chuck Norris 

A crazy crusty old conservatard, who everyone thinks is an unstoppable badass for some stupid reason.

Why are so many people in awe of Chuck Norris? He's a crazy moron who nobody listens to, and he's NEVER looked good on film.

Chuck Norris by CFij July 7, 2015

Chuck Norris 

American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. Also an extremely overrated icon that has no real talent save for the ability to kick a 2X4. He is an extremely closeminded Fundamentalist Christian that tried to have the bible used as mandatory reading material in public schools. His recent popularity is the result of a website created that listed exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris' strength and intellect. In reality he is a washed up loser that can be seen acting horribly on Walker, Texas Ranger or on late night excercise equipment informercials.

"Chuck Norris is a total doucheball!!"

"Who gives a shit about Chuck Norris?"

"Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home."

Chuck Norris by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

chuck norris 

hairy sideways mouth vagina

her cunt looks like chuck norris' mouth sideways

chuck norris by cockheeeeead May 16, 2007