crowbar face

Kelley Olsen's horrendous and disgusting facial features

"Kelley is such a crowbar face."

"fuck off"

by MXVSMK October 6, 2004

Crowbait

A small ship wreck.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the crowbait in the Gulf?

Person 2: No man, was it bad?

Person 1: It wasn't a mass crowbation, so not a lot of people died. Still sad though.

Person 2: Yeah.

by Rochacha September 15, 2010

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

fart a crowbar

An expression used to display emotions of suprise or anger in the face of an unexpected event.

Often occuring together with Shit a brick

"Shit a brick, fart a crowbar! i musta seen that car a thousand times!"

by Kiplodogda June 3, 2006

Alaskan Crowbar

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.

Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.

by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019

crowbar

One who has protruding front top teeth, which may be likend to the prongs of a crowbar (also, see pegs)

*In exclamation* "whottah crowbar..."

by WingNut September 5, 2003

Crowbar Therapy

Therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the shit out of to drain the body of Bullshit. This is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. P.S. This is great for those people who are just full of shit.

I'm gonna give you some crowbar therapy its legal cuz you signed shit that you shouldn't have signed. LOL this is gonna be fun......

by CrowbarTherapy November 29, 2016