CJOTUS

Chief Justice of the United States

John Roberts is the 17th CJOTUS of the United States.

by not2y January 3, 2023

Crouser

Used to smoke weed

the crouser rocks smoke a few bowls

by Pablo the drug mule dog November 29, 2009

crouse

(v.) The process of repeatedly claiming to have quit smoking only to gradually return to the habit each time. A variation on Freudian denial.

He's been crousing spastically for months now.

by birtweiser September 2, 2005

cromus

A word meaning basically whatever you want it to, but mainly to say that something is cool or makes you angry, such as stubbing your toe.

Cromus! That space shuttle launch was cool.

by Alec. September 12, 2008

Crokus

An extra large clitoris/penis on a hermaphrodite.

Dude, did you see the crokus on that chick with a dick!? What a huge gash! That thing would beat you over the head with it's shaft and then swallow you whole! That's the last time I go to the strip club in southwest Georgia!

by KPGoDawgs August 28, 2014

Crouse

A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.

"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"

"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"

by Ingham February 11, 2005

Chotus

A penis that is fatter then it is longer.

That’s a weird looking belly button!

Nah that’s just my chotus.

by Chotehandler July 8, 2018