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crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom
"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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crotchograph

Photograph of a woman's crotch, usually taken as she is getting out of a car while wearing a short dress / skirt without underwear. Must be a celeberity to be a true crotchograph.
Damn, did you see that crotchograph of Brittany Spears?
by Sterl January 29, 2008
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Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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crotch rot

Have you ever run a 10 K in 90 deg. weather and for got to put right guard on?? Sniff your pit and multiply that by 200. That's what Kris Millspaughs crotch rot smells like. It's a cross between a rotten armpit and a dead skunk.


A local fungus infection in the groing area. Most often caused by poor hygene.


Strong odor of caproic acid and/or urine.
For women add vaginal odor/fecal odor & odor of oxidized sperm in the sexually active.
Wash thoroughly, apply antifungal cream or powder ( powder preferred ) daily until gone. ( usually 2-3 days)




Dank smellin, paint peelin, dirty poon reakin, crotch scratchin extravaganza of uncomfortable lack of hygiene pootty nasty crotchyness

I wanted to do this girl one time, she opened her legs and I passed out from the smell of her crotch rot.

a pungent, stank smell that permiates from the crotch usually after a hard workout, or lack of a shower for several days, occurs in both males and females.

Damn, after running that mile yesterday I was experiencing SERIOUS crotch rot!!
I was high one night and Kris was getting tag teamed. When it came my turn up at bat, all I could smell was her CROTCH ROT.. So I put a clothes pin on my nose, rolled her over and fucked her up the ass(it was cleaner then her pussy - I can tell you that)!!
by J.R Cahoon May 6, 2004
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crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.
That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.
by Mudd October 12, 2003
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Crotchbite

Crotchbite

crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites

A disasgreeable situation.

A stroke of bad luck.

To actually bite someones crotch.
"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"

"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"
by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004
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couchrot

What happens when you are in couchlock for too long.
My ass is starting to hurt, I must be coming down with couchrot.
by Ang April 21, 2005
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