cornuthallanaxsimianastercinesiaphobia

A fear of unicorns which fire lasers and star in king kong.

Person1: Hey, did you hear about the new king kong movie?
Person2: I-I don't want to talk about it...
Person1: Don't tell me you have cornuthallanaxsimianastercinesiaphobia

by Toontownplayer.exe July 8, 2018

Crontch

Crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. Sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it's your buddy.

I wouldn't taste that crontch with your dick.
nasty crotch

by KennyT July 18, 2012

Crouton Savage

A person who insidiously steals your croutons from your ever so delicious Caesar salad. Along with croutons, they also tend to steal those awesome tasty chunks of parmasean. These beings will go to extreme measures just to take your croutons, usually they will stab you with their fork in the process, but the barbaric extremities vary based on who the savage is.

Jimmy: Dude hide your salad right now!
Paul: What why?
Jimmy: Because Kimmy's coming over here!
Paul: I don't--
Jimmy: Hurry up and do it Paul!
Paul: (hides salad) Why?
Jimmy: she's crouton savage. (Lifts sleeve to show scars). That's why.
Paul: is that from a fork?

by CouldntDecide December 18, 2014

ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

by weave August 22, 2003

crout

Racial slur for a german person

All you crouts should have died during the war.

by Oblivion May 13, 2005

crout

An incorrect spelling of the word kraut, which came to be a derogatory term for Germans in World War II.

The word is thought to have come from the German word Sauerkraut, which was a popular dish in Germany at the time.

That'll teach the bloody crouts!

by Crabid April 1, 2009

Cronulla

Racial riots usually between lebs and aussies.

let watch the lebs and aussies have a cronulla.

by pur3pwng3 January 13, 2006