crocogator

The meanest critter on earth. Front half of a crocodile on one end, front half of an alligator on the other. Having no provision for defecation, it get more and more constipated as it ages, which makes it uncommonly mean.

Crocogators are found all over the warmer parts of the world, mostly underwater.

by agtofc October 6, 2010

Chocobozor

A slang word used on wc3 among the Island Defense community to describe really bad players similar to the definition of "NuB" but this player starts off decent and decays in skill.

Chocobozor derives from the player "chocobo" a french-canadian with a indian mexican italian accent. Chocobo has the power to cause earthquakes with his excessively annoying voice. Eg. Brem, Brem, Brem! Chocobo's presence has the ability to decrease your overall grammer and gaming skills due to lack of confidence when playing with him.

Magez week 1:This is kinda fun I'm doing kinda good

Magez week 77(QQ): OMFG NOOB LEARN TO PLAY(already dead)

Player:Dude stop being a chocobozor.

by ID Community April 10, 2010

cocobolo

exceptionally hard, heavy african wood used in the manufacture of high-quality police batons

I was whangin away with my ASP but then Jones showed up with his cocobolo beatdown stick and laid dat nigga OUT.

by Wickadelic May 9, 2006

Crocodile Shit

A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.

Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*

dump crap shit drop a log defecate

by Doctor.R November 17, 2010

Crocopile

An orgy consisting of individuals wearing crocs. When a group of persons sporting crocs agree to have an orgy. They wear nothing but the crocs, of which are of a various assortment of bright and irritating colours. It looks really silly.

Andy: I heard you went to an orgy. I'm jealous!
Rob: Dude, it was a crocopile. I barely escaped with my life!
Andy: Holy shit!

by Jet_Al0ne January 14, 2013

Chocoblocked

When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.

I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.

by Twisteromono September 17, 2013

crocodildo

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.

Wow look at that majestic crocodildo

by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018