Crookston

location: bum f*** nowhere. A flat topographic-less farm city, with no trees. Where walmart is not only bigger than the town, but it brainwashing it's citizens. But those who aren't corrupted are full of pure amazingness.

Crookston is a very calm town, with a tzar named Walmart.

by 1352 March 16, 2011

Die Cockstand

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

cocksteak

1.(n) A filet taken from the underside of the human penis, between the glans and the testicles.

2.(adj.) Of or obtaining attributes usually assigned and associated with the underside of a penis.

Can be used as a modifier as Chicken Fried can be used to modify Steak. For example, a Chicken Fried Steak is a Steak that has been prepared as if it were fried chicken. A cocksteak bitchnugget is a bitch nugget that has been prepared as if it were a cocksteak. This usually denotes grilling, or being placed upon somebody's grill. (see bitch-nugget)

1. (n) Would you like me to throw this cocksteak on your grill?

2. (adj.) You are nothing but a cocksteak bitch nugget.

by Chris A. Wolf November 7, 2005

Crocken

Bitchy Teacher, usually one who talks softly and annoyinly and smiles way to much, and undertone bitch that no one likes

Desirae: "God i hate this teacher she is way to "nice"".
Cody: "Ya she is such a Crocken"

by Jeasussson February 4, 2010

Crookster

Number 1 csgo player in the world. May be Canadian hacker l

The Crookster is awesome

by The Crookster July 28, 2016

crocksie

A made-up character that is a crocodile. The crocodile died and was turned into a voice-commanded crocodile. They named it the "Crocksie" and sold it for a million dollars. It mal-functioned one day and became evil.

Mom, have you read this book about a evil crocodile named "Crocksie."

by AntIs_Cool May 28, 2018

cockster

A man or a woman who acts exceedingly cocky for an unnecessary or unworthy reason. Although it is meant to be slightly insulting, it is more of a jesting comment.

Typically occurs during intense, alcohol based games such as beer pong.

Frat boy: "hell yeah I just made a cup in pong! I am so fucking awesome, no one's got shit on me...this game is already over."

Bystander: "...lol, what a cockster..."

by jessly424 November 27, 2011