Croatian

The act of becoming incredibly inebriated with little regard for the property or well-being of others.

At Kyle's house on friday I got fucking Croatian and destroyed the TV

by SlitherTip October 2, 2006

croatian

~one that is a decent of Croatia
~by fact women are the hottest in the world
~containing no drinking age or smoking age

The croatian culture is one that is unbelieved to exist in reality.

by a past croatian resident October 29, 2003

croatian

Croatian... also meaning the best damn thing that eyes and ears can lay themselves on... and the bets thing a hand can touch. If you're croatian... you can also be considered a king or (f) queen.

Adrik is a croatian.... he is the coolest person in his radius.

by Adrik September 22, 2003

Croatian Snowdog Handshake

Croatian Snowdog Handshake is an sexual act of fingering someone’s asshole while shaking theirs hand while their ass is covered in cocaine, and the shaker has to snort all the cocaine outta their ass, the person with cocaine on their ass has to be sucking off the person shaking them in the meantime.

This might be very hard pose to do, depends on both partners expirience with sexual activities such as both CBT and Cleveland Snowdog and Canadian Parking Meter (CPM). The area shaker has to finger is in particiluar, fingering their anal while shaking them and snorting cocaine off their buttcheeks.

Meanwhile person whos ass is being fingered, must be sucking off fingeres cock, this works best with 1 male 1 female, male being sucked, while female being fingered.

Mickey : "Did that Ela from Rainbow six siege , expirience the pleaseure you know?!"

Ivo:”It’s ok. She got her chance to expirience Croatian Snowdog handshake.”

Mickey : "How did it end? Where did the turd end?"

Ivo: "don't know, at some point i didnt feel my sausage and it was covered in cocaine flauvored cum"

by CroatianSnowdogHandshakeLord69 March 22, 2021

croatian mafia

One of the leading Criminal Organizations in Eastern Europe. The Croatian Mafia is split between 3 families, which act as one. 95% of the Croatian Government is Mafia controlled. The Croatian Mafia is a major kingpin in Afghani Heroin trafficking, human trafficking, and money laundering. The Mafia is said to be still 'underground and undedected' by Croatian Officials. Also, The Don of the Families is said to have strong connections with the IRA and the Italian Mafia.

The Serbian chetnik known as 'Pussy Arkan' was assasinated by 3 Croatian Mafia connected Hitman in the lobby of a 4 star Belgrade Hotel. He was shot to death with 9mm fully automatic SUB-UZIS. It was said that his Vigina bled also.

by AnteUSTASA September 20, 2006

Croatian butter thrust

The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.

John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!

Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!

by Martha August 23, 2014

Croatian Push-Back

When one is getting bummed by a gentleman and pushes back so hard the condom is turned inside out and becomes full of shit. This creates the perfect starting point for an Alababa Popsicle.

Tarquin: Oh Charles, push back harder!
Charles: Oops! I think I just did a Croatian Push-Back
Tarquin: ROFL

by iC3m4n September 28, 2015