Thought Criminal

Someone who is guilty of a thought crime, a crime committed by one's thoughts. Thinking differnetly(Outside the box), questioning authority, or owning anti-government literature such as Zeitgeist.

Alex Jones, the documentary filmmaker is a thought criminal

by Danny Glans February 20, 2010

Criminal Minds

a seemingly endless procedural crime drama that follows FBI profilers who offer pithy dialogue and morbid overuse of the word 'unsub.'

Criminal Minds hasn't been worth shite since Mandy Patinkin left.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

Crippin

Gettin' yo ass beat at Crib and Pool so bad you be trippin'

Always crying Crippin

Last night at Josh's, he took a crippin from all the fellas. Was a sad sight.

by Santa all night long October 5, 2023

liminal criminal

A “bad guy” who is in the beginning stages of his or her development as a criminal.

As I listened closely to his somewhat childlike ideas about how he would rob a bank, I quickly realized that he was a liminal criminal!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2021

Fantasy-Criminal

A fantasy football participant that has some element of power usually a commissioner that tends to always have the first pick in the draft at a percentage that defies statistical probability, they approve trades for themselves quickly and for others, they drag their feet or block the trades, they manipulate the waivers to their advantage and almost scoring tends to shift according to their whims and strength of their team. The fantasy criminals have their beta male participants in the form of mind control and a trance-induced state where they don't see any problem occurring.

Al, our fantasy football Commissioner, was blessed with the first pick in the draft again; that's three out of the last five years; it's mathematically impossible also, he put a quarterback in a tight end position to win some games and had a fantastic trade that should have been reviewed by the group that he approved( luckily it just happened to be for himself), that Al sure is a lucky guy or a fantasy-criminal.

by Hixxz68 October 16, 2022

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

Crimping

Crimping refers to a fictional type of song which usually contains no particular musical element but is instead sung acapella, does not follow any single tune and contains surreal lyrics that often make little sense. Other common characteristics of crimping are unusual subject matter such as soup or jackets, repetition of vocal lines and dance gestures to accompany the songs. The style is reminiscent of scat singing.

Crimping originated in the British BBC Three series The Mighty Boosh where the two main characters, Howard Moon (Julian Barratt) and Vince Noir (Noel Fielding) sing a song with each other, often for nostalgic purposes. The most obvious of these is "The Soup Song", with "Calm A Llama Down" and "Jean-Claude Jaquettie" also being prominent examples.

These small tunes were not known as crimping until the third episode of the third series, "The Power of the Crimp", in which the main characters stage a "crimp-off" against their doppelgänger rivals, The Flighty Zeus. The match culminates in a four-way crimp to which both Bollo and Naboo contribute.

The best example of crimping is the famous Four Way Crimp:

"Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity fuck you!"

by Jos Banham December 30, 2007