Crisstopher

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet.

Though he might be deceitful at times, and he might break your heart, he's still worth the pain.

That crisstopher ruined my life. Man, it was so worth it.

by Miss Horror February 29, 2008

Cristo

Used to describe someone who is bad or has failed at something in the game Overwatch.

Bro this guy is fucking cristo, hes no man bladed 3 times in a row.
Dude did you see that noon? It was fucking cristo!

by doncristo October 30, 2019

Criston

See Mr. Amazing.

"Wait, is that Criston running down the road?"
"I think so...I heard he beat Forrest Gump in a foot race."

by The incredibles October 20, 2012

Cristo

Has a very big dick he can fuck any bitch he wants he a pimp and he aint scared of no one

This is how to be a cristo

by Pimpincristo March 30, 2019

monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.

This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.

by SrBlanco January 24, 2005

Cristoble

A weird person that thinks he is stronger than a Caleb

Wow Cristoble!

by Da herro November 29, 2017

cristo morto

Typical italian expression used to emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.

''Piove,Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''

''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''

''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''

by AntiCristo493 February 17, 2018