Crickets

When you prove someone wrong and they have no response.

My boss screamed at me for not completing an assignment he said he had given me. When I showed him that it was still in his brief case, he went all crickets.

by jackel_inthebox April 14, 2006

Crickets

The word said to break the silence after an unfunny (lame) joke has been told, usually to place embarrassment on the person who attempted the joke. Sometimes yelled to increase embarrassment.

Person 1: "That's what your mum said last night..."
*Everyone Silent*
Person 2: "CRICKETS!"

by Wilse July 16, 2007

Crickets

To have a joke or comment followed by a silence substantial enough to make the chirping of crickets audible.

"Hey, I got your moms phone number, and I called it", "God damn thats crickets"

by Cokehead December 23, 2002

lip crickets

Genital crabs that transfer to the male mustache and or beard from performing fellatio on a female or another male.

I must have gotten these lip crickets from when I went down on that girl from the bar last Friday .

by Stevie G Spot January 18, 2016

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

crickets

People that make a ton of noise when you're not around, but get extremely hush hush when you are present. Hence running their mouths behind your back.

The crickets stopped chirping as soon as I was around

by making_haters_mad November 3, 2011

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002