cremains

(n) the remains of someone who has been cremated

"I've just been to the crematorium to pick up my uncle's cremains."

by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005

Thought Criminal

Someone who is guilty of a thought crime, a crime committed by one's thoughts. Thinking differnetly(Outside the box), questioning authority, or owning anti-government literature such as Zeitgeist.

Alex Jones, the documentary filmmaker is a thought criminal

by Danny Glans February 20, 2010

Criminal Minds

a seemingly endless procedural crime drama that follows FBI profilers who offer pithy dialogue and morbid overuse of the word 'unsub.'

Criminal Minds hasn't been worth shite since Mandy Patinkin left.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

Cretin Blanket

And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up

Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"

by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013

liminal criminal

A “bad guy” who is in the beginning stages of his or her development as a criminal.

As I listened closely to his somewhat childlike ideas about how he would rob a bank, I quickly realized that he was a liminal criminal!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2021

Fantasy-Criminal

A fantasy football participant that has some element of power usually a commissioner that tends to always have the first pick in the draft at a percentage that defies statistical probability, they approve trades for themselves quickly and for others, they drag their feet or block the trades, they manipulate the waivers to their advantage and almost scoring tends to shift according to their whims and strength of their team. The fantasy criminals have their beta male participants in the form of mind control and a trance-induced state where they don't see any problem occurring.

Al, our fantasy football Commissioner, was blessed with the first pick in the draft again; that's three out of the last five years; it's mathematically impossible also, he put a quarterback in a tight end position to win some games and had a fantastic trade that should have been reviewed by the group that he approved( luckily it just happened to be for himself), that Al sure is a lucky guy or a fantasy-criminal.

by Hixxz68 October 16, 2022

Spite Creaming

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)

"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*

by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022