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Creepy Bob

That weird neighbor who's always making excuses to come outside, like doing yardwork, firing up the barbecue, or faking business to be outside when the teenaged neighbors come home. Tends to stare from the windows, often at scantily clad girls. Often seen lurking about his own windows at odd hours of the night, possibly staring in at his stepchildren sleeping.
---What's going on out there?

---Oh nothing, its just that Creepy Bob pretending its time to rake the leaves because the kids came home. Put up the neighborhood watch sign and he'll leave you alone.

---Fuck! That guy really IS a Creepy Bob. Look at him staring at those girls in the park.
by dontstareatmyballs November 19, 2013
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Creeding

To create a 10+ creed song playlist on a bar jukebox and immediately exit the bar once the playlist begins. "With Arms Wide Open" is generally the first song played.
I didn't go out with the intention of creeding last night, but when the bartender refused to serve me after midnight, I creeded the bar with arms wide open.
by Scotty Stapp 21 August 31, 2012
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Assassin's Creedgasm

The sick enjoyment that you get out of killing someone in Assassin's Creed; causing you to ejaculate.
"I had an Assassin's Creedgasm while playing Assassin's Creed and looking at my mold of Sarah's feet."
by The Burning Desire February 18, 2010
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Imperial Creed

The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man.
As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'
by Inquisitor Cain May 15, 2007
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Creepypasta

Essentially internet horror stories or a myth passed around other sites, to frighten readers and viewers. The word, "Creepypasta" comes from the term, " copypasta ". An internet slang term for a block of text that gets copied and pasted from website to website. Creepypastas are sometimes are supplemented with pictures, audio or video footage related to the story. Typically with gory, distorted or, otherwise, shocking content.
Suicidemouse.avi was the grandfather of all lost episodes. It showed Mickey Mouse walking down a endless street with random piano keys playing in the background. The video gets more distorted and music turns static. See for yourself.

Also, Sonic.exe is a very well known Creepypasta. There is even a clone of the game to download. Although it's it well done, the clone will never have the same fear factor as the story did.

Lastly, Slender Man was introduced in 2009 in the Something Awful forums. Slender Man was not well know untill 2012 when Mark Hadley released, "Slender:The Eight Pages".
by DiddleMcGibberson March 22, 2014
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Creeded

To media share the song Creed - With Arms Wide Open or any other song from the band Creed in a Youtube stream to attempt to get the stream taken down for policy violations. This originated in a twomad stream where he got his stream taken down for said policy violations. Some say that this event was fake.
Heh, I just Creeded this guys stream, I hope he gets taken down.
by MagneticMike August 14, 2020
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Creepy as fuck

Something or someone so creepy that can you're at a loss for words and Fuck is the only logical explanation to the mind fuck your having.
Person 1: "Kate's uncle keeps staring at me."
Person 2: "Ugh I know, he creepy as fuck!"
by CarsonJ March 28, 2015
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