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creche

"oh! Darvills chreched the rolls royce"

"I have had a creche Jeremy"
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Student Créche

The place for GCSE, A Level and University students to discuss matters pertaining to student life, university and career options.

www.StudentCreche.co.uk - the site for students, managed by students!
BENEFITS OF USING STUDENT Créche:

- Want to be a Doctor? Lawyer? Teacher? Something else?
- We can provide essential career advice – as we have a wide connection with various professionals and undergraduates.
- Coming soon: LIVE Interview With a “MEDICAL” Student.

- In the future, we hope to interview many students studying different courses such as Law, Dentistry, Pharmacy and many more!
- We also aim to hold live online interviews with professionals and graduates (this includes real doctors, dentists and so on...).

- We’re offering expert support for various subjects - including Science, English and so on.
- You may also help each other.
- We’re presenting an ideal opportunity and unique hotspot for students to gain help, FOR FREE, when they’re not in school and seem to be struggling for help.

- Student Crèche caters for the many interests that students have.
- We have not limited the site to just “subject support”, although you are free to simply use it for this purpose if u wish.
- We have a “Play Area” - with several hundred games - and we host regular tournaments featuring many cool prizes.

- Furthermore, students can talk with each other and discuss topics related to certain sports such as: Boxing, Cricket, Football, Films, Health, Relationships, Technology...
- Basically, you can talk about anything and everything!
by InnocentBeauty March 27, 2011
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Creche tourist

"I can't believe that Vicar is a creche tourist!" "Yeah... you know why choir boys have centre partings?"
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crecked

Mate you alright? You look a little crecked there.
by Smartictionary May 20, 2016
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Crecy Pratt

Where 2 assholes shit into the mouth of a 3rd person, and then that person spits it onto a newborn baby while shoving 2 cocks into the mouth and jizzing inside, as a way of baptism.
Darryl: Were you baptised?
Sandra: Yea, I recieved a Crecy Pratt.
by VladimurPutinItInYou August 22, 2017
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crece

A man with an abnormally large penis. After a sexually encounter most woman must see a chiropractor because crece has realigned their spine. Many also report nightmares of its massive size.
Girl #1: Hey did you hear about Tina?
Girl #2: No what happened ?
Girl #1: She got with Crece last weekend and couldn’t walk the next day.
by BigGrape69 July 16, 2018
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Creckstop

When a man and a woman are naked and put a pillow between them humping the pillow on both sides
Yeah man last night we creckstopped and she leaked on my pillow
by JetPlaneszz August 11, 2018
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