the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.
Did you hear what happened to that kid?
What happened?
He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.
No fucking way!
That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
What happened?
He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.
No fucking way!
That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007
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Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.
by Nick D February 2, 2004
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once again Marquette University lost it's entire assistant coaching staff in an annual creaning of the guard.
by Coach Strohm May 4, 2009
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Get the creaming your dill mug.1)The act of asking someone in a quick and slurred why to splooge in your butt.
2) Or the made up last name of a kid you really hate.
2) Or the made up last name of a kid you really hate.
1) Yes, yes, oh god yeah creaminmabutt.
2) hey you know Julio, Julio Creaminmabutt, yeah he's such a dick.
2) hey you know Julio, Julio Creaminmabutt, yeah he's such a dick.
by Fredmcburger39 October 20, 2013
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by PsychicPsyKo May 14, 2015
Get the crasin mug.To cream someone's spine is an ultimate show of dominance and thus should only transpire if the doer has the most malicious of all intents. After receiving head from a hoe or an opponent one their knees. Proceed to shove their head down and expose the bare back. Cum on the top of the spine near the meeting of the neck and back. By doing so the cum will slowly slide down the spinal ridge before arriving at the Crack and inevitably their asshole.
Hold up yo mouth hoe! I'm about to cum. Don't move lemme cream yo spine real quick. DAMN I'll never tire of creaming spines.
by AfricanMenac March 21, 2023
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