dennis clayton

a peice of shit niqqa that dont give a damn abt anyone but himself , & his peice of shit white magnum. he shadddy as shit. he fucked aroun and got two hoes pregnant. he a playa. that niqqa s t u p i d. but i give him props b|c he perfect @sex - only b|c he had practice on so many hoes .

i met this boy today, we got to knw each other an i took him home and that niqqa was a dennis clayton!

by strictlykbbby October 14, 2011

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.

Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.

by Kokomoa February 3, 2014

Crayon Eater

A derogatory term used to identify US Marines, often used by the other branches who feel inferior to mock their supposed stupidity.

Chair Force Guy: You serve?

Jarhead: Yes.

Chair Force Guy: What unit?

Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.

Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.

by MackDaddy69 May 8, 2019

clayton

he is the cutest little bundle of joy but swears a lot

clayton

by 2evewkeh November 27, 2018

Crayon-eaters

People who main Titans in Destiny 2.

Guy 1: Yeah, I main Hunter in pvp
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao

by whataboomer December 14, 2019

meat crayon

A person who face plants with significant velocity.

"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.

by Toasterizer June 4, 2016

Grand Crayon

The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.

One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009