Crapstache

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

by Yubaldo April 9, 2008

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019

Capstar

He is a capstar and chats more bs than jay from the inbetweeners. He is also known for his swimming, with lengs already claimed. His swimming is claimed to be more lethal than J-shaws leg breaks.

‘He caps more than Ollie’
‘Need swimming lessons, see Ollie’

Capstar is someone who is no use

by surface area June 20, 2021

craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

by crapooligan April 20, 2007

Incomming Crapstrike

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.

Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

by Dj Urdjen June 3, 2010

Crapster

Someone who levels up faster than most people to the point of almost speedrunning.

Dude 1: I gotta level up to beat that boss dude.
Dude 2: Just do a crapster my guy

Dude 1: How is that guy level 57? Wasn't he level 3 like Yesterday?
Dude 2: Yeah but I think he did a crapster

by Punk04 January 19, 2021