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Cranston RI, an ethnically divided city in RI. This city is composed of the east side (home to middle class Asians) and the west side (home to upper class Italians). The Asian youth consider themselves to be "Hood" or "From the ghetto" based on how expensive the west side is, when in reality the east side isn't at all the slums. The western youth, due to their parents accomplishments, think they are above everyone and are entitled to everything. Both youth suffer from a distorted sense of reality. The mayor is Allen Pung.
by StuckInRI October 21, 2013
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Bryan Cranston

The typical loving “Walter White” or known as Heisenberg. *i know no other movies or shows with bryan cranston*
by fwgrom July 28, 2022
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Cranstant

The distance between a woman's inner thighs at her crotch, measured in finger width, if she is standing with her feet at shoulder's width apart. A woman must be naked or wearing tight fitting pants, shorts, swimsuit, etc. in order to estimate her cranstant. The measurement is based off of how many average size, adult male fingers you would be able to fit between her legs at her crotch.
Wow, that girl has a perfect, 2-finger cranstant!
by board4real November 22, 2010
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Cranston

'DAYUM! that girl is a cranston!'

' ARGH NERD!' ' NO NO WAIT, she is a cranston...' ' Oh... DAYUM'

'I nailed a cranston last night'
by DingDongHam November 15, 2011
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Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI
Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.
by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016
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Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
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Chansten

He plays a lot of video games and we'll.....yeah.....he likes video games 🤣
by Ddyrebel May 7, 2021
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