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cranial-anal insertion

What a jerk. That guy has a bad case of cranial-anal insertion. Do you think I should refer him to a proctologist?
by ybnormal June 12, 2009
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Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.
As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely
by LVGP January 22, 2009
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cranial-rectosis

someone with their head up their ass.
That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.
by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010
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Cranial - rectal syndrome

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.
Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.
by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017
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cranial rectosis

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!
by neanderman February 7, 2010
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Cranial Suppository

n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.

Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.
Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"

"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."
by RedRockRobin February 12, 2010
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cranial-anal extrication

Removing your head from inside your ass.
You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.
by betchitmoth June 21, 2011
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