the cranberries

one of the coolest irish bands, or the only one

The cranberries rock!

by cranberies fan March 27, 2004

crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 15, 2003

cranberry juice

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.

-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH

by The Myyyuuuhh Guy May 11, 2009

Cranberry Punishment

When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.

After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.

by Unbreakable Boy June 23, 2013

cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Sprite Cranberry ultamite November 19, 2020

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite cranberry is a flavor of sprite that tastes like cranberry. Appeared in an ad with LeBron James and DRAM. Some say the Sprite Cranberry came down from the heavens. Only people who can harness its power can drink it.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? - LeBron James

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018