Cromplement

A cruel complement. "I really admire your bravery for getting adult braces."

The checkout lady at Safeway gave a brutal cromplement on my friend's adult braces.

by The word for making up words June 23, 2019

Crumple Crotch

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)

chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!

by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009

crappled

crippled for fear of crapping your self

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010

t'as les cramptés

French meaningless slang question principally used to confuse the listener, obliging them to fall in the trap of telling « hein ? ».

Person 1 : T'as les cramptés ? (Do you have the cramptés ?)
Person 2 : Hein ? (Huh ?)
Person 1 : Apanyae ! (Apanyae !)

by Cirnye May 27, 2023

craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

crumpled

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.

Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.

by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016

crapple

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004