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When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.
Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005
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crampette

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From the french word crampé (meanning laughing out loud) crampettte means à little less crampé.
This Verville is so crampette, I craped my pants.
by Matti@patty.com December 13, 2004
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Crayped

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When you catch the corona virus, as a result of being raped in the bum.
A: "Man, my buddy got crayped last night"
B: "Oh my gosh, you mean he caught the corona virus from another guy stuffing him in the bum?"
A: "Yeah dude - but he didn't even want it - he was raped!"
B: "Damn - tough go."
by Shyboy72 March 22, 2020
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style cramper

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slang: one who insists on inundating you with unsolicited fashion advice; a person who obtains all of their own unoriginal style ideas (ex. what shoes and clothes to wear) from magazines like "Cosmopolitan," "Vanity Fair," "YM," "GQ," etc. while simultaneously criticizing you and others for your outdated or unpopular, yet more original style choices; an individual who chooses to follow the other fashion sheep, and insists that their way is the only way
Alyssa made a disparging remark about how "ugly" my Mork & Mindy rainbow suspenders are, what a style cramper!

Thank Heaven I didn't feel the need to join all of the other style crampers on campus and sport one of those Tiffany dog tag necklaces!

Lindsay and all of her sorority sisters are total style crampers! They dress exactly the same and then pick on girls who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.
by Suz October 27, 2004
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crumped

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To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.
Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.
by tho3m January 9, 2010
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clamped hose

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clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.
His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.
by Xeroman March 20, 2016
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Cromped out

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Word made by slimecicle in tommyinnit eye laser video
I am so cromped out right now
by Butt the hut April 26, 2021
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