Grapefruit Chair

Louis Tomlinsons dick

Harry sat on a grapefruit chair

by Directioner123456789 April 14, 2013

chairman wow

Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.

Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!

Ben: Chairman Wow!

Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED

by Dr Dougalstein October 5, 2007

husband chair

A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.

You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair.

by JerseyJohn October 25, 2007

Cuck chair

That single chair in a hotel room that’s always somehow facing the bed.

Me and my wife really liked his vibe so we took him back to our hotel room and I sat in the cuck chair and watched.

by Tcrain1017 June 5, 2021

Chairman Meow

A fucking awesome name for a cat.

If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.

by My name June 11, 2006

chair warmer

A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them

Paul: Why can't Jason do those reports?

Shane: Because he is just a bloody chair warmer!

by not happy Jane August 13, 2009

Chairborne corps

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.

As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021