crackerjack fart

a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces

bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside

by rockoone October 18, 2008

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

crackerjap

one of bothe anglo-saxon and japanese decent

Sean Lennon is a crackerjap.

by brewski February 3, 2004

Crackerachi

The 70 foot white creature that hates black people. He stomps on them and he stomps on babies. He also pimp slaps old people.

The opposite if Niggarachi.

by Jerremy Deane November 13, 2003

crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.

Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017

crackerlackin

The absence of white people.

"hey, this place is crackerlackin"

by jwm2 July 26, 2005

crackerjack

crackerjack - a less harsh word used to describe a white boy who brings on the act of being a gangster.

That crackerjack, wearing that gangster out gear and putting on a act like that.

by Master Mind December 8, 2004