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crackerjacker 

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
crackerjacker by billebllunt May 14, 2014

crackerjack 

A game played with multiple males, where the objective is to jack off onto the cracker as quickly as possible. The last one must eat the cracker.
Also: Snapple Jack
crackerjack by WyndX April 12, 2003

Crackerjack 

Word used to describe a crack head, or drug abuser- typically a white male. Also see crackhead
Aye look at that white boy over there fuckin' faded. Such a Crackerjack.
He tryna act like us but he know he ain't bout that life. Just another Crackerjack.
Crackerjack by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights 

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.
Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

crackerjacker 

wow crackerjacker is awesome.
crackerjacker by the illusionist September 23, 2003

CrackerJack 

A name the Marines use to refer to the Navy or Navy uniforms.
Me: He wears ACUs, right? Guys in those are hot.

Marine Brother: Hes a god damned crackerjack, sis.

They wear those little sailor suits.

Me: D: DO NOT WANT.
CrackerJack by MetaKittie January 3, 2010