Crackodon

A young child under the age of 6 that wakes up at the crack of dawn demanding to be fed and entertained, especially on weekends and holidays.

After working hard all day yesterday, I was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. Alas, it was not to be; I was awaken at 6:15 by a crackodon demanding breakfast.

by Kandi Taylor March 23, 2008

crackfoolishness

Things people do that may make others believe they are on crack or other drug(s) which would explain such stupidity.

Dude, my sister just got back with her boyfriend again after that fool stole her money, crashed her car, and screwed around on her. Response: Damn dude, that's some crackfoolishness.

by Vicor Hernandez April 14, 2008

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.

That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.

by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

cracktop

A working laptop or netbook computer with noticeable and/or potentially compromising physical damage. ie; cracked casing, partially damaged screen, a missing panel or button(s). Usually an older or obsolete model.

My cracktop is missing the Fn key and the screen is held in with stickers, but it still works well enough to check email.

by empathy4uTM December 2, 2009

cracksonville

Alternate name for Jacksonville, a drug addled, crime ridden city in N.E. Florida

Cracksonville is NOT the place to bring the wife and kiddies on vacation (unless all of you want to score!)

by teder June 18, 2011

Crackpottery

The words and/or actions of a loony person, a crackpot.

In her latest display of crackpottery, she says she wants to build a house made of toothpicks.

by Flurgewhipple October 3, 2017

crackology

Noun.

Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.

Did you ace your final in Crackology 101?

by MundaneThread October 22, 2017