chracistmas

When a racist person finds a way to spin Christmas into a racist comment.

"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas."

"Why does it have to be a WHITE Christmas?"

"Oh, you mean, Chracistmas?"

by Gaerlan December 25, 2018

craicistan

A country made of Ireland and Scotland once the north joins the Republic and then Scotland joins in for the craic. It is estimated that half the oceans water will be rotated from water to beer to piss and back to water again, Craicistan providing all the raw power. The process being propelled by chemically isolated craic resulted by such an amass of sesh heads in one state.

Did you see the boys in Craicistan use none other than Arlene Fosters face for an arse rag?

by Holy Arse January 25, 2021

crackstituents

People who vote for a candidate irregardless of their crack smoking or other ilicet behaviors

Jim: I cannot believe that Mayor Ford won that election
Bob: Well, He would have never won had it not been the large turn out of crackstituents

by what about bob? November 11, 2013

crackstrap

1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.

I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.

by Legendary Films October 20, 2004

Crackstar

Crackstar: A professional cracker, A white male living the American dream.

Look at Ryan, he is a Crackstar just living the dream in Oregon.

by Ryan McCray October 11, 2012

crackstache

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

by Sajek January 12, 2008

crackstar

The Blue Rockstar energy drink... it might actually have crack in it

That crackstar is straight crack

by Billy Bluntz April 30, 2007