A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
by Plowmandan February 15, 2017
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I over heard Ron at the office telling Frank about giving the bosses wife a cross eyed clittylicker at the Christmas party last weekend.
by Nipple nose November 4, 2017
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Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.
by ha haaa December 8, 2014
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2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants
3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water
4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants
3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water
4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon
2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.
3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...
4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.
3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...
4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
by John and Derek June 22, 2006
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“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
Get the The cross-eyed mule kick mug.A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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