by Kazrat March 18, 2022
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Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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"went to the club last night, wound up cow tipping this bitch"
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by chad_thundercock#1 December 15, 2023
Get the Cow Tipping mug.Cow tipping is a sexual position that is an advanced variation of the sixty-nine oral sex act. In this configuration, the male partner stands and supports the female partner's entire body weight in a fully inverted, vertical position. The female's torso is held vertically downwards with her legs draped over the male's shoulders, positioning her genitals in alignment with his mouth. Simultaneously, the male performs cunnilingus while the female, from her inverted position, performs fellatio. This position demands considerable upper body and core strength from the male partner to safely maintain the alignment and support the full weight of the female partner throughout the duration of the act.
"Man, I hooked up with Sarah from accounting last night, and she was a total freak. I finally got to try that cow tipping move I've been seeing online."
"Get out of here! You actually pulled that off? Did you almost drop her?"
"Nah, I've been hitting the gym. She loved it, said she'd never been with a guy strong enough to do it. Chicks dig that shit, makes 'em feel like you're in total control."
"Damn, maybe I should start lifting more. My girl would kill me if I tried that now."
"Get out of here! You actually pulled that off? Did you almost drop her?"
"Nah, I've been hitting the gym. She loved it, said she'd never been with a guy strong enough to do it. Chicks dig that shit, makes 'em feel like you're in total control."
"Damn, maybe I should start lifting more. My girl would kill me if I tried that now."
by reporeto February 13, 2026
Get the Cow Tipping mug.by ilovesuckingonboobz November 5, 2025
Get the Cow Tipping mug.A semi-sporting event involving the pushing over of bovine livestock.
The origins of this sport are unknown and there are few set rules.
The aim of the game is for a small team of "tippers" (often numbering from 3-10) to successfully sneak up on a cow, without detection, and push over or "tip" said cow until it is laying completely horizontal on the ground. The tippers then flee the field to a pre-arranged safe area not in the same field as the cow and not on the land of the farm owner, this safe area is often the home of a tipper or a local public house.
The use of tripping aids, such as ropes, is allowed in this sport and are often deployed in two pronged pincer moves against the intended target.
There are hazards in this sport. The main of which is of the course the cow itself. Often after being tipped the cow may give chase on it's attackers and potentially gore them (horns permitting), there is also a risk of a team member being crushed by the cow as it falls.
Pregnant and nursing cows are not permitted to be tipped in this sport. Bulls are fair game and worth more points because of the increased risk. Multi-tips are also worth more points.
Multi-tips are achieved when a team of tippers successfully tip more than one cow in a field before exiting gaining two points for each additional cow after the first. ie. the first cow is 1pt. the second/third/fourth/fifth etc. are worth 2pts.
Scoring:
Cow 1pt, additional cows 2pts.
Bull 2pts, additional cows 3pts.
Bull 2pts, additional bulls 5pts.
Rules and scoring may vary according to counrty, region and local custom.
Only one round may be played in each field of cows, as soon as any team member leaves the field the round is over and the score finalized. This game can be played by any number of teams of equal size.
The origins of this sport are unknown and there are few set rules.
The aim of the game is for a small team of "tippers" (often numbering from 3-10) to successfully sneak up on a cow, without detection, and push over or "tip" said cow until it is laying completely horizontal on the ground. The tippers then flee the field to a pre-arranged safe area not in the same field as the cow and not on the land of the farm owner, this safe area is often the home of a tipper or a local public house.
The use of tripping aids, such as ropes, is allowed in this sport and are often deployed in two pronged pincer moves against the intended target.
There are hazards in this sport. The main of which is of the course the cow itself. Often after being tipped the cow may give chase on it's attackers and potentially gore them (horns permitting), there is also a risk of a team member being crushed by the cow as it falls.
Pregnant and nursing cows are not permitted to be tipped in this sport. Bulls are fair game and worth more points because of the increased risk. Multi-tips are also worth more points.
Multi-tips are achieved when a team of tippers successfully tip more than one cow in a field before exiting gaining two points for each additional cow after the first. ie. the first cow is 1pt. the second/third/fourth/fifth etc. are worth 2pts.
Scoring:
Cow 1pt, additional cows 2pts.
Bull 2pts, additional cows 3pts.
Bull 2pts, additional bulls 5pts.
Rules and scoring may vary according to counrty, region and local custom.
Only one round may be played in each field of cows, as soon as any team member leaves the field the round is over and the score finalized. This game can be played by any number of teams of equal size.
Cow-tipping is not a recognized sporting event, however it is found is many countries around the world.
by HailandKill January 7, 2008
Get the cow-tipping mug.A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.
by happycaptain May 10, 2024
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