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Conditus egoasphyxirhinitis

When a person deliberately puts themself through hell eating spicy foods to prove that they are tough enough but end up in a hot mess with a runny nose and gasping for breath with watery eyes. Struggling to grab tissues,water,milk to alleviate the symptoms.

"Conditus" - Spicy in Latin
ego - is ego
asphyxrhinitis- Inflammation of the airways coupled with a runny nose.
person 1 : I'm getting the extra hot basting on my nandos chicken

person 2: Ooh you're about to suffer conditus egoasphyxirhinitis.
by Sibby & Wedkemail August 25, 2022
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Covidious

The negativite and positive feeling regarding

anything to do with Covid 19.
What a shitty covidious year 2020 is.
I had so many plans for summer 2020, but my plans were covidiously destroyed.

Thank goodness I’m shy, because my year has been covidiously improves.
by GeneralCovidious May 26, 2020
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Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.
The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.
by choad al amode May 16, 2020
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The Branch Covidians

A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"
The Branch Covidians are having protest against staying home.
by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020
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Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.
Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.
by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020
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Covidiqus 20:19

It’s like a new chapter in the biblical book, but it already happen and it’s still here

/ y’all can read it on covidiqus 20:19
Hey man do you got the flu?

Yeah I just find out in covidiqus 20:19
Reads it… Wow lol
by Latakia06 November 1, 2021
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Covidioscurity

Covidioscurity (/kəʊvidaɪɒskjʊəriti/) means a discrimination policy in the distribution of health and preventive facilities in the fight against COVID-19.

Appellation:
Covidioscurity consists of three morphemes. Composed of Covid + Dioscuri + ity.
Dioscuri (/daɪɒsˈkjʊərɪ/) the Greek name for the twin brothers: Castor and Pollux In Greek mythology. Their mother was Leda but they had different fathers. Castor was mortally and Pollux was immortality.
1- Some Managers have followed the covidioscurity policy of distributing health-related material between the personnel.

2- Covidioscurity's unjust and diabolical policy is not to cut off chain of infection but On the contrary, it will be caught like Boomerang on their own.
by Afshar Panahi March 30, 2020
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